Why Alcohol Should Be Served at Work

*Incentive to show up

*Reduces Stress

*Leads to more honest communication

*Encourages carpooling

*Employees work later since there's no need to rush to the bar

*Salary negotiations are more profitable

*It makes other workers more attractive

*Eliminates vacations because employees want to come to work

*Burping doesn't seem inappropriate-just funny

*Increases overall job satisfaction because even if your job sucks, you don't are!!!