My Sweet Calculus

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in a trigonometric lane of life. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular
garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated my whole being.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I will not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your geometric & algebraic personality.

My love, if you do not meet me at Parabola Restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees to the ground, my heart would be like an unsolved polynomial equation of 10 degrees.

With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Yours ever loving,
Pythagoras Theorem