Eating bacteria

Yesterday, I asked my cousin... "would you believe me if I told you that I ate bacteria?"
He looked a little doubtful, but answered "Yes".

I turned to his younger brother & asked the same question... Same reaction.

So I asked the elder one why would he believe me.
& his answer was...
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"you swallowed you phlegm"
o.O (o ya, I was sick for a couple of days)
At this point everyone was grossed out.

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Actually, I had yogurt la...
What a yucky imagination!!